Total Medals Earned: 961 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,790 Points
Medals Earned: 14/15 (380/405 points)
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Get a chain of 10+
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 19/26 (330/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
Score 5,000 points or more.
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.