Total Medals Earned: 961 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,790 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Throw 100 spears!
Win!
Win with over half health!
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 12/18 (350/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Jump high offscreen
Complete story mode in 3 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (250/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!